gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

i wish i could quit my job and not give a shit about money so i could drink myself to death and rail pills and buy every drug accessible and destroy my brain and body until there’s even less of me left :-))))

astronomy-to-zoology:

Long-tailed Slug (Ibycus rachelae)

Also known as the Ninja slug, the long-tailed slug is a species of semi-slug found only in the state of Sabah in Borneo. Like other semi-slugs the long-tailed slug has a partially visible shell, but it is too small to withdraw into like a snails shell. Like the other members of the genus this gastropod has a long tail which it reportedly wraps around its body when at rest. This slug also uses ‘love darts’ for reproduction.

Phylogeny 

Animalia-Mollusca-Gastropoda-Stylommatophora-Ariophantidae-Ibycus-rachelae

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CUTE IS WHEN YR ASSAULTER IS LESS THEN FEET AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Song For Moms- The Worse It Gets The Better

I was thinkin’ about drinkin’ until you came along and you stopped me before I started.
And ain’t it lovely how lonely we are? You can’t be brought down when you’re so broken-hearted.

matrixxman:

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